Overheard at Columbia

Apparently there is more to Jewry than I thought

“Honey, I speak Arabic. Don’t tell me I’m a bad Jew!”

-Overheard at 115th & Broadway Starbucks

when you gotta improvise

“Yeah, and then she started doing shots from a turkey baster…”

[Ferris Booth Commons]

sarahsherm asked: tell me about this blog..

It is a blog in which I record the memorable and usually hilarious things that I overhear throughout campus at Columbia University. Anyone, tumblr user or not, can submit things as well.

Italian Stallion

“…everyone is fine with me being a bottom…until I’m naked. then the roles always reverse. it’s just cause I’m Italian.”

MJ = LG

“so…is Lady Gaga just like Michael Jackson for gay people??”

be mine

“I mean, what would Jesus do?”

“…I don’t think Valentine’s Day was around back then.”

increasing prospects

“I think for Valentine’s Day I’ll make myself an eHarmony account.”

tempus fugit

“every time I eat ice cream, I think of how much I’ve changed over the years”

-Ferris Booth Commons

chances are lookin’ bleak

basically 5% of guys are straight and I’m not even talking about a good catch. sooo basically I’m never getting married.